SCARECROW You come when I call you. She smiles back, licks straight up the middle of her palm and blows it at him. BARNES We generally don't like to publicise this to...normal people...but yeah. Look Sam. GORE SAM and DEAN lay panting and gasping. Well, you're not going to believe it, but I got a lead on the Colt.

The boys raise their knives and move towards him. Ahem (In deep voice) Sorry. What are you guys doing here? Dean runs around the back of the car and suddenly stops, looking confused. HOOK MAN walks down the hallway. SAM Wait, one more thing. It's awesome!!

HOTEL MANAGER Maybe just like a coupla scarves. SAM and DEAN walk into the library. Supernatural chat room. The ghosts are running this joint and they're only scared of one thing. SAM and DEAN look at each other. BECKY The way I look at it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down, ya know?

(feedback on mic) Ok. Ok good, this isn't nearly as awkward as I....(he clears his throat, then again) Dry mouth. Maybe you got a point. Uh...big fan. We're not nuts. Barnes trips and falls. Hilary and CC were just so brave. Cool it. GORE pushes a hand into each of their chests and they begin screaming. I was just wondering, where'd you come up with SAM and DEAN in the first place? BECKY Miss Gore won't let us have any fun. ALEX Help us! You know, you two don't make a bad team yourselves. There is total silence in the room while he does so. HOTEL MANAGER

A loud voice is heard and DEAN looks past her. All right? SAM and DEAN are standing at the back of the hall, BECKY beside them. (To Dean) It's real. So what are ya going to do Sam? We're not really digging up graves you guys, we're just playing a game. You understand me? So all right, let's say those three orphans were playing cowboys and Indians. And I think her lover too. Ok. Generally, bones are in the ground. (Covering Chuck's mic) You gotta keep everyone safe in here Chuck.

He pulls back so he can't be seen, grimacing. DEAN They are locked. The Gore's son is again crouching in a corner holding his head. We..ah...we get the sizzler gift card. DEAN Gore screams as she burns up. What's yours? Like you. CHUCK

The actor woman walks into the room nervously. He takes BARNES hand, they twine their fingers together. Whatever. Emergency vehicles are lined up, a few people talking to police, the hook man's body being removed. The skinny man from the audience and the large guy from the foyer are close. CHUCK (Very fake) Oooo, I'm mean old Leticia Gore. Why'd you do that? I guess. SAM and DEAN continue shining their torches into every corner. BARNES drops his head onto DEMIAN's shoulder and they both grin at DEAN. Uh-oh. SAM SAM grimaces at them both. Great. Must have been what he was trying to tell us. It's a game. ANOTHER MAN

Why don't you leave this to the grownups pal.

DEMIAN DEMIAN and BARNES turn back to SAM with a WTF look. That's not a plastic skeleton. Oh My God. ALEX shoots a toy gun at her, a small orange ball bounces off the chest.

DEMIAN A century old, at least, and he's right, there is a cemetery on the grounds. The others stand around the grave shining their torches. CON MANAGER I mean do you think they enjoy being treated like... like circus freaks? A guy appear at the top of the stairs with a clipboard. (Turning back) Hey, Rufus, Bobby, would you hurry it up? The Impala roars up a country road and squeals around the corner into a car park, past an old fashioned sign "Welcome to The Pineview Hotel".

Looking very concerned, SAM half waves at her. ALEX's FRIEND Ahem. With Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Rob Benedict, Emily Perkins. Yeah and Leticia was the only one keeping them under control. Stay in character.

BARNES Because. (Voice fading) None other than the ghost of Leticia gore herself! Maybe we should put these things on a bungee. (Freaking out) Hunters aren't real man. DEAN turns to SAM, utterly confused. Dude say where she was buried? (To Becky) Excuse us. This building was once an orphanage, run by mean old Leticia Gore. (He keeps flicking) Come on!!! DEMIAN (Sarcastically) How am I supposed to vanish? BARNES BECKY DEMIAN What? SAM and DEAN are stonefaced. If that's true it means we've got three bloodthirsty brats in the building. Not only did Leticia Gore butcher four boys, but one of them was her own son. How bout some thanks. Well you sure look lovely tonight.

I'm in trouble now. I'm not pathetic. Oh. (Picking up iron bar) You know maybe that guy was right. We're trapped, we don't even have our guns!

DEAN follows. We're freakin' terrified. We just thought...it would go faster if we all worked together. DEAN and SAM follow CHUCK into the hallway. DEAN Becky runs excitedly up the stairs. SAM shakes his head, walking away. SAM frowns. One of the convention guests (ALEX) walks down a hallway alone, holding a cardboard EMF in front of him. He spins around but the room is empty. (To SAM) Just give her the puppy dog thing ok? It is filled to the brim and a hand reaches out to grab it just as earlier. Chuck Shurley is pacing back and forth at the bottom of the steps leading up to the hotel. BECKY Chuck and I, we found each other. SAM Leticia Gore. DEAN Behind SAM and DEAN others are gathering. (Beginning to grin) Ok. (raising her voice) Gather close everybody, for a terrifying tale of terror. SAM DEMIAN BECKY gives SAM a huge smile and begins laughing. DEAN looks down the bar.

The four start shining their flashlights on the gravestones. Why in the hell would you choose to be these guys? The creator, the writer of the supernatural books. She smiles. (Sighing heavily) Ja, how original. I love it when they talk at the same time!! BECKY is giving SAM come hither looks. Massive amounts of cheering and applause break out as Chuck timidly walks onto the stage. Ok. You guys are really into this. You really should see a doctor.

DEAN comes up beside SAM. DEAN (Signing) Yeah right. DEAN

SAM

You'll be safe, we promise. SAM DEMIAN No offense but I'm not sure you get what the stories about. He goes to walk out but jumps back when one of the boys appears in the doorway, grinning. BECKY The cock their heads, interested to hear his answer. SAM

Hands shoot into the air again.