â Jack Skellington, 16. Since the film is filled to the brim with one-liners, we reached out to you, the fans, to find out which Nightmare Before Christmas quotes are the cream of the crop. 6 quotes from The Night Before Christmas: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.’
They’re untimely torn apart by the arrival of Niece’s mom, as all great love stories begin. â Jack Skellington, 24. The year’s first bumper crop of Netflix gems is here to grace us with Christmas cheer and, more often than not, absolutely ludicrous plotlines. Even though I haven't stumbled upon it (yet), I do get to revisit the town of Halloween every year by watching the Tim Burton classic. Just a quick flip through these festive quotes will transport you to joyful and jolly scenes.
Did you know that a lot of today’s modern conveniences didn’t exist in medieval times? 1.
Some hawking intrigue is going on, which is of little interest to me because I never watched Game of Thrones (it’s about hawks, right?). Let’s dive in, shall we?
â Sally, 12. With Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Jillian Bell, Lizzy Caplan. A struggling but talented photographer inherits an antique holiday advent calendar, the contents of which seem to predict the future. Apparently, he shall “travel to faraway lands, see things undreamed of.”. Oh my God, oh my God, we get a little Holiday in the Wild crossover cameo! "Nice work, Bone Daddy!"
What have we here?"
Michael Scott driving directly into Meredith.
It stars Vanessa Hudgens as a high-school science teacher “disillusioned by love” and Josh Whitehouse as a 14th-century knight sent to modern-day Ohio (sure), where—and I’m just using my powers of deductive reasoning here—they probably kiss.
"This is Halloween, everybody make a scene." Josh Whitehouse leaves to fulfill “the knight’s code,” but something—maybe the Netflix algorithm—tells me these two crazy kids will work it out. Regardless of whether it’s Halloween, Christmas, or a random Tuesday, there’s bound to be a quote suitable to whip out during a holiday party (or over lunch) to impress your friends. He calls the server a “wench,” which everyone gets mad at, and we learn he’s terminally single until he fulfills his mysterious quest. With Kat Graham, Quincy Brown, Ethan Peck, Ron Cephas Jones.
A mean redhead neighbor stops by to flirt with Josh Whitehouse, but he’s not into it. Welcome back. "Leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this!" Josh Whitehouse stumbles back into the forest and begs the Old Crone to return him to Vanessa Hudgens, who he’s suddenly realized is worth giving up hawking for. They get home, and Josh Whitehouse is spellbound by the freezer...you get the theme by now. â Sally, 15.
A medieval English knight is magically transported to present-day America where he falls for a high school science teacher who is disillusioned by love. Girl! â Oogie Boogie, 11. â Jack Skellington, This article was originally published on Sep. 18, 2018. "No animal or man can scream like I can." Josh Whitehouse and Vanessa Hudgens knead bread, sexily, as a sexy blizzard rages outside. As someone who has crashed two cars and a golf cart in my 26 years of life, this looks like an adequate parking job to me, but I get the sense it isn’t.
"That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off." Back in Game of Thrones, Josh Whitehouse meets a down-on-her-luck forest witch (okay) who, due to his kindness, tells him, “The quest you have searched for long and hard, these many years, begins this day.” Ominous! It's on TV, and Josh Whitehouse watches it as raptly as we all did. Growing up watching The Nightmare Before Christmas, I always wished there were a real Halloweentown with Jack Skellington, Sally, and Zero the ghost dog. Niece and her friend are missing! Just like that, Josh Whitehouse is in Ohio, getting severely freaked out by a carousel. "The worst is just around the bend." "I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants." Vanessa Hudgens’s sister, who I just realized is Emmanuelle Chriqui, comes over with men’s clothes and muffins. Probably a lot, right? â Witches, 19. Niece is inexplicably found standing on a frozen lake, which has cracked, but it’s Josh Whitehouse to the rescue! Refresh and try again.
As is Alexa. â Dr. Finkelstein, 20. They go wake up Josh Whitehouse, who’s clad in a very. â Pumpkins, 28. That feels like tragedy's at hand." on, Cupid! Just use one great line from the film, and you'll be well on your way. â Mayor, 25. Vanessa Hudgens offers to put Josh Whitehouse up at her house, because as a woman, when you hit an male stranger with your car, the best thing to do is offer him lodging.
â Jack Skellington, 9. Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Whitehouse go back to the Christmas fair, where Josh Whitehouse sword-fights a pickpocket and wins the approval of Friendly Cop, who suggests he join the force. Josh Whitehouse tells Vanessa Hudgens to stop calling him “sir” now that they’re “more familiar,” which I believe is medieval English for “gonna kiss soon.”. I can’t help but dwell on how alone I am. â Ghoul, 29. "For it is plain, as anyone can see. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. We’re in the present day! "What's this? Josh Whitehouse puts on modern clothes and pronounces them “straight fire.” Apparently, he learned a lot during his Netflix binge.
Apparently, she went to high school with Vanessa Hudgens and was voted “Biggest Flirt,” so she obviously needs to be put in the stocks. Never mind, I’m perked up by the sight of this decently cute coat. â Mr. Hyde, 18. on, Donder and Blitzen!”, The Night Before Christmas: The Classic Account of the Visit from St. Nicholas.
Error rating book. "I am the 'who' when you call, 'Who's there?'" All Quotes When you buy something through our retail links, we may earn an affiliate commission. We’d love your help. Very wrong." "Did anyone think to dredge the lake?" Vanessa Hudgens is at a Christmas fair with her niece, who shall henceforth be known as Niece. I am extremely jealous of Vanessa Hudgens’s giant house, and may or may not be googling “average rent in Ohio.”. Whatever you have planned, you don't want to stop the fun for any Oogie Boogie or coming up with your own caption. â Oogie Boogie, 10.
"I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright." Will this magical calendar lead her to love this holiday season? Niece learns a Valuable Lesson about poverty when she meets a little girl whose dad can’t afford new gloves for her. "I had the most terrible vision." I am most certainly not tearing up, and I resent the implication.
â Oogie Boogie, 26. Let nobody say that modern life does not have its bright spots!
Friendly Cop from earlier isn’t so happy about the parking job, calling Vanessa Hudgens to come pick it up.
"I tromped through the pumpkin patch." If this is one of your go-to fall films, you probably know every lyric and quote by heart. I wonder if this statement will become relevant later on? Normal! Josh Whitehouse and Vanessa Hudgens ride off on horseback, and I close my Netflix browser, content and secure in the knowledge that my job paid me to watch this movie. Vanessa Hudgens’s ex and his new GF show up, and Josh Whitehouse tries to sword-fight them.