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The #1 bestselling pioneer of "fratire" and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to create the dating book for guys. He currently lives in Los Angeles, and when he isn't drinking or fornicating, he writes for his website, TuckerMax.com. Read full review, So Tucker Max isn't a lawyer because he think he can write? Based on the best-selling book! But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the … What is it about men that drives women to distraction? I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell 作者 : Tucker Max 出版社: Citadel Press 出版年: 2006-01-01 页数: 277 定价: USD 12.95 装帧: Paperback ISBN: 9780806527284 豆瓣评分 from the University of Chicago, where he graduated in 1998. Definitely a great laugh!! Biography & Autobiography / Personal Memoirs, Humor / Topic / Men, Women & Relationships.

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